Bad situations of s** gone bad

Bad situations of s** gone bad


How do we know what we want, what we don’t want, and who we would want to be comfortable with? Courtships of the past have been replaced with online meet-ups, casual sex hangouts, workplace liaisons, friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend matchmaking and other unconventional connections. Definately with these, there is always not a time you nurture yoself to the actual size that would work for you. With new genres of relationships cropping up faster than Facebook changes its privacy settings, a woman finds herself with 21 different kinds of men today before she settles down for marriage. Count yourself lucky if you have not… and well the bad thing about it is, that you wouldnt have an idea of what we are going to chat about today… the 21 different reasons for Penis sizes.


how do we ever figure out when someone is the one and with the right ‘size’? Because most men are conscious of their penis size. But as they say, it’s how you perform in bed, right? Right!


So how about the way you would take it… how do you actually like it, XclusiveUg took up to some ladies;


1. Ah, sorry if she can’t take the big ones

Natalia (not real names) says “I’m into fisting, so even the largest penises are no problem.

Actually, neither are small penises, I just get the guy to fist me… So i take them all and as i say, size isnt any problem i just know my ways around it.



2. To Achiro a second year student of BCOM, bigger isn’t better

“I lost my virginity to a man with a huge penis. But I didn’t know it at the time. Watching porn made me uncomfortable so I always just read about the whole act. So he was very proud of his huge cockie, and I don’t think he could figure out why I wasn’t amazed by it. For my part, I couldn’t figure out why love making was so damn painful. I could barely open my inner legs far enough to get him in into me. We could only have it in missionary position because everything else hurt so badly. I was not particularly impressed with intercourse (or giving oral, for that matter).

The rest of my relationships have been with men with normal size penises. I found out, holy holy, having it with them was fucking easy. So I don’t get what the big deal is for big dicks. Give me a normal dick any day…”



3. Denise on an inbox chat, disapproves the two above… she sides with confidence. “Just be confident in bed”

She further expains

her stand .. “I once posted a while back about dating a guy with a micropenis. For a while my boyfriend of two months avoided sex, which made me believe he wasn’t sexually attracted to me. So i pushed him and the more i did it the more resistance i got. Soon i got to know really, he was just embarrassed by how small his thing was.

The actual ‘sugar licking’ was terrible, but I think a large part of it centered on his lack of confidence. He kept apologizing, then going soft, then slipping out, and it was just stressful sex. I think we still could have had fun if he had not gone into it thinking it was going to be a failure…”



4. Be comfortable with what you have as a size – Joy talks of Personality

I’ve never dealt with a micropenis, but I did deal with one that was not much longer or girthier than my pink water melon. My experience with the dude’s personality was much worse than with the dick – I think he was really self conscious about it, so when we were fooling around he would say things about how big his cock was and ask me to beg for his big dick… it was kind of awkward because I think we both knew it was smaller than average, but he needed to hear that it was big to feel good about himself. The actual sex was disappointing, but again I think it was partly due to his insecurities



5. Too big, no blowing – Tinny Sheila an escort tells of her odeal

I don’t know how all these women are talking about preferring big ones for blowjobs! — referring to other escort girls. I had been hooking up with a guy for a week Oh before it went THAT far…I was willing and a bit eager to give him head, until he pulled the damn kraken out of his pants. only time I’ve ever stopped, looked someone dead in the eye, and asked, ‘Mazee gwe, kino ki..?” literally translated as “what in the HELL do you expect me to do with that?!” his girth was so huge – she continues that she literally couldn’t fit him in her mouth and the man too confessed that sex with his wif was dry and awkward so he had come to look out for an option.. — Nze Ndeka maama is all Joy could say. She says they didn’t see each other after that, and if her vagina ever became animate it would ‘thank her’ for not continuing with such.


With those five reasons so far catch us next week as we count ’em down all the way to twenty.. er something… — See yah


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